Semi-finals in Hell
The time had come for the yearly feeding of the minions of Hell. It coincided with the first semi-final of the World Cup.
That morning, the pies seemed equally matched. No one could have predicted what was to come.
As far as the futbol goes, I don’t have to recount what happened—we all know by now. I will just say it was bad manners to treat the host country like that.
As far as the results of the Hell feeding goes: nearly 30 minions took the field; the two pies were out numbered. But everybody won.